Andyisms

On Call Screening

Sitting on the porch, aptly dubbed ‘Porch-ugal’ (thanks, Maliga), Andrew removes my flip flop and puts it up to his ear. 

“Ring. Ring.”

“I’m not going to answer your shoe call.”

“Uh, hey Aerin, you’re screening my calls again. I just wanted to let you know, I have your shoe. So, call me back. The number is… your shoe.”

I laugh. Andrew stares at me.

“You didn’t call me back.”

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